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When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
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The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Jack Bauer.
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.