Bruce Schneier - Awesome Quotes

I found this hilarious .. while reading another Blog.
I dont know where ppl get these from !

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http://prajwalit.blogspot.com/2007/12/bruce-schneier.html

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Bruce Schneier is an internationally renowned security technologist and author. Described by The Economist as a "security guru," Schneier is best known as a refreshingly candid and lucid security critic and commentator. When people want to know how security really works, they turn to Schneier.

Bruce Schneier Facts...

1) Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
2) Bruce Schneier knows how to generate a digital signature. Anyone's.
3) My firewall cannot block www.schneier.com
4) Bruce Schneier is the real architect of 'The Matrix'
5) Bruce Schneier knows you are reading this.
6) Alice and Bob met for the first time at Bruce Schneier's pool-party
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8) Bruce Schneier decrypted the Da Vinci Code in 11 seconds.
9) Bruce Schneier beard has the bigger prime number of hairs
10) Though a superhero, Bruce Schneier disdanes the use of a mask or secret identity as 'security through obscurity'.

and the best one -
11) Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.